1. The Temperature-Controlled Smart Cup ($39)

✓ 3 preset temps (green/black/herbal)
✓ USB-rechargeable (lasts 5 brews)
✓ Stealth mode: Looks like a regular tumbler

Pro Hack: Use the "keep warm" function for multiple steepings during meetings

? Upgrade your desk with our Office Sommelier Set including this cup

2. Magnetic Infuser Sticks ($16)

• Why Genius:
  ✓ Stirs itself when placed on laptop (uses EM fields)
  ✓ No dripping when removed
  ✓ Fits in any mug (even the free company ones)

3. Drawer-Stashed Gongfu Station ($58)

• Folds flat like a stationery organizer

• Includes:
  ✓ Collapsible silicone gaiwan
  ✓ Mini fairness pitcher
  ✓ 6 sample tins

Coworker Reaction: "Wait… you’ve been hiding THAT in your supply drawer?!"

4. Stealth Electric Kettle ($45)

• Disguised as a document holder

• Precise 1-cup boiling (no suspicious kitchen trips)

• Silent operation (no disruptive whistling)

? Build your covert tea bar with our Ninja Office Collection

5. The "Meeting Defender" Tea Cozy ($22)

• Keeps tea hot through endless Zoom calls

• Doubles as a phone stand for discreet browsing

• Passive-aggressive mode: Glows when water is ready

Why These Beat the Breakroom

→ 3x more flavor than communal microwave brews
→ No queueing at the office kettle
→ Secret productivity boost (L-theanine focus)

Real User Testimonial:
"My 'basic tea bag' coworker got promoted last week. Joke’s on her—I’ve been sipping single-origin oolong from my hidden gongfu set since orientation." — Sarah D., Data Analyst

At Tea Teapot, we believe great tea shouldn’t stop at your office door. These tools prove sophistication fits even in cubicles—because you deserve better than stale coffee breath and Lipton dust.